Friday, April 23, 2010

Chicken Care

Senate hopeful Sue Lowden of Nevada came up with an ingenious idea of bartering chickens for health care. I'll suggest she license the idea before freeloaders start profiting from it without just compensation. The idea appears to be catching on and a helpful chicken converter web site has been set up to assist with figuring out how many chickens would be needed for various medical procedures.

Planning ahead, I checked on treatment for prostate cancer. Turns out it'll set me back 3514 chickens, so now I'm left with the trivial challenge of figuring out how to acquire and keep thousands of chickens in the suburbs before I'm stricken with prostate cancer. That should be easier than providing universal health care coverage.

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